<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099</id><updated>2012-02-28T15:34:32.249-05:00</updated><category term='fugface'/><category term='broccoli'/><title type='text'>rubber hose</title><subtitle type='html'>where i blather on about stuff and you read it and like it</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5381</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5090845321843385438</id><published>2012-02-28T08:24:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-28T15:34:32.255-05:00</updated><title type='text'>where he draws the line</title><summary type='text'>after watching mittens jettison every single position he has ever held to survive the republican primary (sometimes several times over), today he finally told us what he won't do to get the nomination.

...at least until he flip-flops into a pro-head-on-fire stance.

...and now rush is upset that mitt isn't willing to ignite his own head for limbaugh's people. i think the only solution is for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5090845321843385438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5090845321843385438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/where-he-draws-line.html' title='where he draws the line'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5079151340243875620</id><published>2012-02-27T17:34:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-27T14:25:00.849-05:00</updated><title type='text'>does this really surprise anyone?</title><summary type='text'>the iranian state media is just doing what americans always do: playing to the home audience. sure, from where we are standing it looks like the iranian state media is gratuitously destroying their opportunity to show what iranian culture has to offer for the world. but it isn't talking to us, it's talking to its own reader/viewership.

it's just like how american politicians and media </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5079151340243875620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5079151340243875620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/does-this-really-surprise-anyone.html' title='does this really surprise anyone?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1962525614606338507</id><published>2012-02-27T08:58:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-27T11:21:15.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>sounds like a festering scab</title><summary type='text'>isn't SCAF the second ugliest sounding acronym of any ruling cabal ever? the ugliest sounding one is still SLORC, who came to their senses and renamed themselves the more reasonable sounding SPDC in 1997 ("SLORC" always made me think of the sound that a pack of marrow-sucking zombies would make when they fed). so that makes SCAF the ugliest sounding acronym of any currently ruling cabal.

(also, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1962525614606338507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1962525614606338507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/sounds-like-festering-scab.html' title='sounds like a festering scab'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-4372261733761738264</id><published>2012-02-27T08:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-27T11:27:25.248-05:00</updated><title type='text'>so much for targeted advertisement</title><summary type='text'>it took several weeks after i left kazakhstan in 2010 before my gmail and facebook ads went back to being in english. then today for some reason, the banner ad on my gmail account is in chinese. supposedly the ads are generated by keywords in my email. but i haven't ever received any emails in chinese on my gmail account and to the best of my knowledged i haven't emailed anyone in china lately </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4372261733761738264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4372261733761738264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/so-much-for-targeted-advertisement.html' title='so much for targeted advertisement'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-4781914907525451727</id><published>2012-02-27T08:29:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-27T11:20:07.601-05:00</updated><title type='text'>mostly the president</title><summary type='text'>similarly, the statement "upyernoz is the president of the united states" is two-thirds true. after all, to be president all you need is: (a) to be 35 or older, (b) to be a natural born citizen, and (c) to have received a majority of votes in the electoral college in the last election.

woo-hoo! thanks poli"facts"!!!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4781914907525451727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4781914907525451727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/mostly-president.html' title='mostly the president'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8853489529768886281</id><published>2012-02-26T15:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-26T15:25:55.386-05:00</updated><title type='text'>spreading the word</title><summary type='text'>i thought the same thing when i peeked at memeorandum this morning. spreading santorum has been around for 8 years. it's the gift that keeps on giving.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8853489529768886281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8853489529768886281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/spreading-word.html' title='spreading the word'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1190173620200354585</id><published>2012-02-24T08:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-24T13:45:21.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>what would happen if greece just said "fuck you"?</title><summary type='text'>if greece rejected the terms of the latest bailout, what would happen next? greece would default, i get that. so everyone's greek bonds would not be worth anything anymore. and apparently, even with its entire debt canceled the greek government still wouldn't be able to pay its bills, so some form of austerity would be in the cards, especially since post-default, no one would be anxious to lend </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1190173620200354585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1190173620200354585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/what-would-happen-if-greece-just-said.html' title='what would happen if greece just said &quot;fuck you&quot;?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3009217551259590497</id><published>2012-02-24T08:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-24T12:16:02.570-05:00</updated><title type='text'>why doesn't anyone want to be an elder statesman?</title><summary type='text'>i know i've asked this question before, but this morning i once again wondered why more world leaders don't step down willingly. both abdoulaye wade and vladimir putin seem well positioned to become the kind of respected elder statesman if they just decided to retire. both can claim they guided their country through a difficult period. and just by leaving on their own accord, they would garner a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3009217551259590497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3009217551259590497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/why-doesnt-anyone-want-to-be-elder.html' title='why doesn&apos;t anyone want to be an elder statesman?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5100428398247030219</id><published>2012-02-23T08:45:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-23T12:50:11.967-05:00</updated><title type='text'>how newt gets $500 billion</title><summary type='text'>i think what newt means by "reforming the federal civil service system" is replacing all federal workers with volunteers who pay the federal government for the privilege to work for uncle sam.

that's the kind of outside-the-box thinking that makes gingrich the intellectual for the republican party.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5100428398247030219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5100428398247030219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/how-newt-gets-500-billion.html' title='how newt gets $500 billion'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2142757384661121099</id><published>2012-02-23T08:35:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-24T12:16:34.811-05:00</updated><title type='text'>homs bus station</title><summary type='text'>with all the dreadful news coming out of homs, i went through the photos from my 2005 syria trip on the train this morning. i didn't spend any significant time in homs. for country filled with sights to see, homs was more of an industrial/transit center. if i remember correctly, all i did was change buses there.

anyway, this is the only photo i took in homs, from the homs bus station: 


and i </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2142757384661121099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2142757384661121099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/homs-bus-station.html' title='homs bus station'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5785334566640215449</id><published>2012-02-22T08:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-22T13:41:36.743-05:00</updated><title type='text'>send in the drones</title><summary type='text'>this isn't a bad idea.

finally we can use these drones for something that isn't evil and/or creepy.

UPDATE: okay, apparently it's completely unrealistic. the drones can't carry enough food and supplies to do a meaningful humanitarian airlift. drones are back to being evil.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5785334566640215449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5785334566640215449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/send-in-drones.html' title='send in the drones'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-69104437673044044</id><published>2012-02-21T17:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-21T16:10:45.102-05:00</updated><title type='text'>one candidate election</title><summary type='text'>why bother with a one candidate election?

i understand why despotic regimes hold elections to create the pretense of democracy. but any self-respecting sham election requires at least one sham opposition candidate. (turkmenistan's election last week, for example, had six pretend challengers to the incumbent president).

but when you don't even have the illusion of choice on the ballot, what's </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/69104437673044044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/69104437673044044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/one-candidate-election.html' title='one candidate election'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2276727753498012207</id><published>2012-02-20T17:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T14:30:17.151-05:00</updated><title type='text'>sometimes the question is more interesting than the answer</title><summary type='text'>when forced to name the "one country" that is the united states' "greatest enemy", it's not surprising that a lot of people chose iran. but why assume that this country needs an enemy?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2276727753498012207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2276727753498012207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/sometimes-question-is-more-interesting.html' title='sometimes the question is more interesting than the answer'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8873713908725084393</id><published>2012-02-20T17:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T16:39:36.070-05:00</updated><title type='text'>iran, expensive gas, and iran</title><summary type='text'>the NYT looks into something i've been talking about here for a while: whether it is technically feasible for israel to bomb iranian nuclear sites. the usual rule is that when israeli politicians speak openly about attacking a country, that means it's not going to happen. israelis weren't talking to the media about attacking iraq in 1981 and they weren't talking about attacking syria in 2007. if </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8873713908725084393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8873713908725084393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/iran-expensive-gas-and-iran.html' title='iran, expensive gas, and iran'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3325745388944685846</id><published>2012-02-20T08:18:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-20T12:25:13.071-05:00</updated><title type='text'>against presidents' day</title><summary type='text'>i think it's time for me to let the world know that i am personally opposed to presidents' day being a holiday. i realize that today is really just the hybrid holiday of what used to be the washington's birthday holiday grafted onto what used to be the lincoln's birthday holiday. i'm not trying to diss either of those former presidents. it's just that once you change it from honoring a particular</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3325745388944685846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3325745388944685846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/against-presidents-day.html' title='against presidents&apos; day'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7806234567864369189</id><published>2012-02-18T07:24:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-18T07:28:50.411-05:00</updated><title type='text'>imported toys lack political rights</title><summary type='text'>
only russian-made toys have the right to protest in russia.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7806234567864369189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7806234567864369189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/imported-toys-lack-political-rights-in_18.html' title='imported toys lack political rights'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-e-ZncgDTyLI/Tz-YfRtgt0I/AAAAAAAAA14/xMgr3MhqbAY/s72-c/blogger-image-823532639.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6996670903125757852</id><published>2012-02-17T17:51:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-17T17:04:08.236-05:00</updated><title type='text'>anglizismus des jahres</title><summary type='text'>i bet this will set off a minor shitstorm.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6996670903125757852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6996670903125757852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/anglizismus-des-jahres.html' title='anglizismus des jahres'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1842544502417482946</id><published>2012-02-16T20:52:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-16T20:55:04.729-05:00</updated><title type='text'>gender gappier</title><summary type='text'>i'm pretty sure the republican party is trying to make sure it doesn't receive a single female vote this year.



that's the only explanation i can come up with for today.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1842544502417482946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1842544502417482946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/gender-gappier.html' title='gender gappier'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/hOI7fokqkFc/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-360160880596598165</id><published>2012-02-15T17:54:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T16:01:17.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>MMA under siege!</title><summary type='text'>i've been semi-interested in the current conservative push against media matters for america. not because it raises any real issues, but because of how little there seems to be in their charges. take this, for example. holy shit! the organization raised more money in 2010 than it did in 2009!!! it pays its CEO a six-figure salary!!! it has a ten year lease!!! doesn't seem like much to me, but </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/360160880596598165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/360160880596598165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/mma-under-siege.html' title='MMA under siege!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6031582516046331685</id><published>2012-02-15T08:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-15T14:35:03.145-05:00</updated><title type='text'>proxy baptism</title><summary type='text'>i've said it before elsewhere, but i really don't mind if mormons want to baptize people posthumously, even if the deceased would not have wanted it. as a non-believer i think baptism has no significance whatsoever. so if doing some ceremony makes them happy, why would i care?

the main argument i have seen against posthumous baptisms is that it's somehow disrespectful to the deceased. but the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6031582516046331685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6031582516046331685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/proxy-baptism.html' title='proxy baptism'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8735161887653077533</id><published>2012-02-13T17:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-13T15:44:07.291-05:00</updated><title type='text'>abraham lincoln vampire hunter</title><summary type='text'>

what are the odds of getting mrs. noz to see that, given the kazakhstan connection?

okay, it's still pretty low odds, but i bet it's ever so slightly better than zero!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8735161887653077533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8735161887653077533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter.html' title='abraham lincoln vampire hunter'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7221882686600262828</id><published>2012-02-13T08:36:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-13T09:49:13.508-05:00</updated><title type='text'>only killing counts as something</title><summary type='text'>it is true that when most pundits say that "we must do something" about a problem in a foreign country, they usually mean doing something that involves killing people. ideas that do not involve killing people or arming other people so they can kill people is what they call "doing nothing."

do these hawkish pundits follow that logic in their personal life? are they spending their days "doing </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7221882686600262828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7221882686600262828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/only-killing-counts-as-something.html' title='only killing counts as something'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1793529972268668463</id><published>2012-02-10T17:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T13:54:17.288-05:00</updated><title type='text'>how to prevent israel from attacking iran</title><summary type='text'>figure out all the pop stars who are popular in israel but wouldn't approve of an israeli strike and schedule them to play in tel aviv..

(via memeorandum) </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1793529972268668463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1793529972268668463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/how-to-prevent-israel-from-attacking.html' title='how to prevent israel from attacking iran'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6245976299481226418</id><published>2012-02-10T08:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T12:00:38.832-05:00</updated><title type='text'>insurance companies have an incentive to cover birth control</title><summary type='text'>years ago i was talking to an administrator of a health plan about that december 2000 EEOC rule. the administrator told me that he thought the insurers that wanted to exclude birth control coverage were crazy. covering birth control costs very little but in the long run has all kinds of savings on things that costs the plan real money in the long run, like maternity coverage and extension of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6245976299481226418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6245976299481226418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/insurance-companies-have-incentive-to.html' title='insurance companies have an incentive to cover birth control'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2856312455268104786</id><published>2012-02-10T08:33:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-10T10:16:35.267-05:00</updated><title type='text'>a confession</title><summary type='text'>last month, when i first became aware that people were talking about someone named tebow, i thought they were talking about tibor and got excited by what i thought was a really obscure simpsons reference.

i still don't know who tebow is, but i still think of tibor whenever the name comes up.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2856312455268104786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2856312455268104786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/confession.html' title='a confession'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5787855944760398725</id><published>2012-02-09T17:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T13:05:32.715-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the wicker muppet</title><summary type='text'>

(via B&amp;T)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5787855944760398725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5787855944760398725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/wicker-muppet.html' title='the wicker muppet'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8206490215040457357</id><published>2012-02-09T08:12:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T20:56:29.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the state of new america is next</title><summary type='text'>in a move reminiscent of the simmering yet stupid persian gulf/arabian gulf controversy., a legislator in mississippi has introduced a bill to rename the "gulf of mexico" the "gulf of america". i guess its inevitable that this country would jump on nationalistic renaming bandwagon. no one out-stupids america!

UPDATE: snarky points out in the comments that the proposal is satire. representative </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8206490215040457357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8206490215040457357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/state-of-new-america-is-next.html' title='the state of new america is next'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2287490110458007828</id><published>2012-02-08T08:47:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T13:23:07.781-05:00</updated><title type='text'>i don't get that whole thing</title><summary type='text'>the donald on CNN:
Rick Santorum was a sitting senator who in re-election lost by 19  points, to my knowledge the most in the history of this country for a  sitting senator to lose by 19 points. It’s unheard of. Then he goes out  and says oh ‘okay’ I just lost by the biggest margin in history and now  I’m going to run for president. Tell me, how does that work? ... That’s  like me saying I just </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2287490110458007828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2287490110458007828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/i-just-dont-get-whole-thing.html' title='i don&apos;t get that whole thing'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8382097886323662827</id><published>2012-02-08T08:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-08T09:38:15.922-05:00</updated><title type='text'>rickrolled</title><summary type='text'>is this the bestest primary ever, or what?!?!?! mittens the inevitable nominee got third place in minnesota! he didn't win a single county in both missouri or minnesota! and newt, the guy who recently was the most plausible not-romney just ten days ago, did even worse. 12.8% was gingrich's best showing last night (he wasn't even on the ballot in missouri)

every time the steams runs out of the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8382097886323662827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8382097886323662827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/rickrolled.html' title='rickrolled'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6699805599402472568</id><published>2012-02-07T17:39:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-07T15:47:52.307-05:00</updated><title type='text'>why hasn't anyone else noticed that line?</title><summary type='text'>the most interesting part of karen handel's resignation letter is the second to last sentence: "While I appreciate your raising a possible severance package, I respectfully decline."

severance payments are always in exchange for something, usually that something is a release and a covenant not to sue, sometimes it also includes a confidentiality agreement. by not accepting any payoff on her way </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6699805599402472568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6699805599402472568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/why-hasnt-anyone-else-noticed-this-part.html' title='why hasn&apos;t anyone else noticed that line?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3978396112437053171</id><published>2012-02-06T17:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T14:26:38.518-05:00</updated><title type='text'>happy hour for the monkeys of karaganda</title><summary type='text'>considering that the habitats are kept at 27 degrees C (about 80 F) and they're not giving it to babies or pregnant ones, who cares? it might not help with the flu, but why not let those monkeys have a little fun?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3978396112437053171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3978396112437053171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/happy-hour-for-monkeys-of-karaganda.html' title='happy hour for the monkeys of karaganda'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6362034333042158443</id><published>2012-02-06T08:53:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T09:35:46.499-05:00</updated><title type='text'>blowback</title><summary type='text'>

what a mess. when i visited mali in 2001 i heard a lot about the tuareg rebellion. (pictured above is the remains of a camp for tuareg refugees, then flooded, outside mopti). i never learned much about the details of the rebellion, but everyone described it as pretty brutal and they seemed happy to have it behind them. by that time, there was still a bit of "banditry" in the north perpetrated </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6362034333042158443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6362034333042158443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/blowback.html' title='blowback'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5325757993787979410</id><published>2012-02-06T08:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-06T08:58:51.111-05:00</updated><title type='text'>a matter of national security</title><summary type='text'>if the malls are being demolished or turned into something else, how will we be ready for the zombie apocalypse?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5325757993787979410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5325757993787979410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/matter-of-national-security.html' title='a matter of national security'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5538679265635544391</id><published>2012-02-04T14:54:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T19:58:11.028-05:00</updated><title type='text'>probably a stupid question with an obvious answer i can't think of</title><summary type='text'>how long has western europe been this dependent on russian natural gas? i can't imagine it was like this during the cold war (if it was, that would have been a pretty serious vulnerability to the USSR. maybe that's why they called it the "cold war"! har har har, oh, never mind)

and if it wasn't like this during the cold war, why don't they go back to whatever they were doing for heat 25 years </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5538679265635544391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5538679265635544391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/probably-stupid-question-with-obvious.html' title='probably a stupid question with an obvious answer i can&apos;t think of'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2535716617378576615</id><published>2012-02-04T14:48:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T14:55:47.097-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"compete more effectively" is another way of saying "so desperate, they will do anything for almost nothing"</title><summary type='text'>i don't get it:

1. how does the greek premier have any control over private wages? (unless they are just talking about lowering the minimum wage, which is discussed in the article. but it's not clear if that is all they mean, since it starts with that broader lede that implies a wider cut in private earnings)

2. wouldn't lower greek wages mean lower tax revenue for the state, which means it </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2535716617378576615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2535716617378576615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/compete-more-effectively-is-another-way.html' title='&quot;compete more effectively&quot; is another way of saying &quot;so desperate, they will do anything for almost nothing&quot;'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7641720547902551863</id><published>2012-02-03T21:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-03T21:20:59.662-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the real question</title><summary type='text'>was he really "naked" if he was wearing all that chocolate and peanut butter?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7641720547902551863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7641720547902551863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/real-question.html' title='the real question'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8381767196936576256</id><published>2012-02-03T17:42:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-03T16:39:07.446-05:00</updated><title type='text'>fallen</title><summary type='text'>it's too early to say for sure, but i think that the komen foundation will not soon recover from this week's controversy. it may never get its mojo back. as i noted below, komen's decision to cut off planned parenthood changed it from a non-political organization to a political organization in the public's mind. once you're viewed as political, it's not easy to go back.

before, criticism of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8381767196936576256'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8381767196936576256'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/fallen.html' title='fallen'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6754828745918975000</id><published>2012-02-03T08:50:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-03T14:35:47.745-05:00</updated><title type='text'>كلمة اليوم</title><summary type='text'>my arabic studies have basically stopped in the past two years. first i stopped before leaving for kazakhstan and then when that adventure was finally over and noz jr. was in da house, i haven't had time for classes or tutoring. but i still have all these arabic apps on my phone, one of them is this free arabic-english-arabic dictionary. the app has a "word of the day" feature. i turned it on a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6754828745918975000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6754828745918975000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/blog-post.html' title='كلمة اليوم'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-428619079211518172</id><published>2012-02-03T08:27:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-03T09:36:34.054-05:00</updated><title type='text'>awareness</title><summary type='text'>Mr. Romney, unfortunately and through no fault of his own whatsoever, is  almost the ideal caricature for the ‘divide America’ strategy of Barack  Obama. It’s going to be important for him to be aware of that... My only admonition to Mr. Romney is to be aware  of it and to be cautious [that] what he says doesn’t play into that.quoteth representative trent franks, on the very day that mittens was </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/428619079211518172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/428619079211518172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/awareness.html' title='awareness'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7930187089092315977</id><published>2012-02-01T17:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T14:06:39.131-05:00</updated><title type='text'>surprise!</title><summary type='text'>since construction began in the 1990s, the west bank separation barrier has been controversial. the critics slammed the wall, which in places extended deep into the west bank to encompass various settlements, as nothing but a land grab, to create a de facto border seizing palestinian land to improve israel's position at the bargaining table. the other side, claimed that the barrier wasn't related</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7930187089092315977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7930187089092315977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/surprise.html' title='surprise!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8762832254483137483</id><published>2012-02-01T08:54:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T20:54:58.203-05:00</updated><title type='text'>komen steps in it</title><summary type='text'>
it's not just that i disagree with the politics behind the move. putting aside my thoughts about the abortion issue, i think the komen foundation made a really stupid move. part of their success is that the organization was not entangled in partisanship or the culture wars. most people, from every corner of the political spectrum, have friends or loved ones who have fought the breast cancer. the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8762832254483137483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8762832254483137483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/komen-steps-in-it.html' title='komen steps in it'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MRlRzilE7ic/TymCsQVcNgI/AAAAAAAAA1w/TWezdY2kj2M/s72-c/400341_172011732901797_171880872914883_198740_430202652_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-4446726842957738302</id><published>2012-02-01T08:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-03T16:35:46.474-05:00</updated><title type='text'>half</title><summary type='text'>if this is true, why isn't there more news coverage coming out of "liberated syria"? when rebels took control of benghazi, libya, al jazeera set up operations there and western news organizations quickly followed their lead. so why is coverage of syria still limited by the assad regime's refusal to issue visas to journalists? i'm guessing that the opposition is exaggerating things a bit. either </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4446726842957738302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4446726842957738302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/02/half.html' title='half'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1060458843456739171</id><published>2012-01-31T20:32:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T12:51:55.891-05:00</updated><title type='text'>back to normal</title><summary type='text'>now that that's over, romney can go back to not caring about hispanics.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1060458843456739171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1060458843456739171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/back-to-normal.html' title='back to normal'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2828173504409335376</id><published>2012-01-31T08:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T09:43:53.362-05:00</updated><title type='text'>iran and israel</title><summary type='text'>stephen walt splashes some cold water on bergman article from sunday's NYT magazine. really all walt is asking is that we keep in mind the motives of the people being quoted. people have been predicting that israel is about to attack iran every year for the past decade. as i said earlier, an israeli strike on iran is more likely in 2012 than it has been before (but that's more about iraqi </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2828173504409335376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2828173504409335376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/iran-and-israel.html' title='iran and israel'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1144268824528656638</id><published>2012-01-30T20:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-30T20:09:08.009-05:00</updated><title type='text'>from the mouths of muppets</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1144268824528656638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1144268824528656638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/from-mouths-of-muppets.html' title='from the mouths of muppets'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8672531560950092339</id><published>2012-01-28T15:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-28T15:29:53.495-05:00</updated><title type='text'>schrodinger's president</title><summary type='text'>ali abdullah saleh resigned months ago and yet news articles continue to call him "president".

i'm not faulting the news organizations. it's hardly clear whether the resignation was real. i just find it interesting thato any articles just seem to assume that the "resignation" was basically horseshit. saleh is both president and a former president, depending on who is talking about him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8672531560950092339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8672531560950092339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/schrodingers-president.html' title='schrodinger&apos;s president'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2580351387286081021</id><published>2012-01-27T08:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-27T09:52:39.825-05:00</updated><title type='text'>master debaters</title><summary type='text'>last night, after seeing josh marshall's post that "I think this debate is a bigger mess than any of the previous one", i actually tuned in for a bit. man, that was terrible. maybe i didn't see the good bits.

i did see the part where the palestinian american identified himself as a republican and asked what the candidates would do for the palestinian cause. mitt's answer was that everything bad </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2580351387286081021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2580351387286081021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/master-debaters.html' title='master debaters'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7476062318286096597</id><published>2012-01-26T17:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T14:05:13.971-05:00</updated><title type='text'>showing up with a bucket, no one knew why</title><summary type='text'>awesome:
Newt would show up at the  campaign headquarters with an empty bucket in his hand — that was a  symbol of some sort for him — and I never did know what he was doing or  why he was doing it, and I’m not certain he knew either.
</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7476062318286096597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7476062318286096597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/showing-up-with-bucket-no-one-knew-why.html' title='showing up with a bucket, no one knew why'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3415485674775464049</id><published>2012-01-26T08:41:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T16:52:04.851-05:00</updated><title type='text'>reason for some degree of optimism</title><summary type='text'>the this american life episode i mentioned two weeks ago has both prompted a response from apple, and has gotten the NYT to start reporting on the labor practices that produce apple products. this comes just as apple posted record profits. apple's $13.1 billion is the second most profitable quarter for any company anywhere in all of recorded history and it has made apple the most valuable u.s. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3415485674775464049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3415485674775464049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/reason-for-some-degree-of-optimism.html' title='reason for some degree of optimism'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7701560802262994053</id><published>2012-01-26T08:35:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T16:54:13.809-05:00</updated><title type='text'>actually it is crazy</title><summary type='text'>i've been a sci fi geek for as long as i remember. so it kills me a little inside to come out as anti-permanent moon base. but that's where i am. i just don't see what is to be gained from having one.

sure, there are probably lots of unforeseen benefits to a crash program to establish a moon base. the apollo space program resulted in all kinds of technological advances that no one expected. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7701560802262994053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7701560802262994053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/actually-it-is-crazy.html' title='actually it is crazy'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5870381002428650609</id><published>2012-01-24T20:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-25T10:31:38.696-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the state of the union is sautéed</title><summary type='text'>well lookit that! it's time for my annual post about how much i dislike the state of the union address. 

or not. what could i possibly say now that i haven't whined about in any of my eight prior posts? except i've even already said that, i already talked about how i've already aired all my complaints in prior posts in last year's post. have my state of the union whines reached a new </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5870381002428650609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5870381002428650609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/state-of-union-is-sauteed.html' title='the state of the union is sautéed'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-242657988862466241</id><published>2012-01-24T17:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T16:21:07.122-05:00</updated><title type='text'>patriots for self-deportation</title><summary type='text'>believe it or not, it looks like this site is not a parody.

and so a bunch of teatards, who are probably unaware that prior to 1921 the u.s. did not bar anyone (other than chinese people and other asians) from legally settling in the u.s. because they were from a foreign country, might go ahead and "deport" themselves to some place they have never been before.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/242657988862466241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/242657988862466241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/patriots-for-self-deportation.html' title='patriots for self-deportation'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8667761559759283878</id><published>2012-01-24T08:34:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T10:58:05.675-05:00</updated><title type='text'>anti-soylant green act</title><summary type='text'>it also bans stem cell research, which is much less funny.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8667761559759283878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8667761559759283878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/anti-soylant-green-act.html' title='anti-soylant green act'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JHfTruogow8/Tx7U-8wIviI/AAAAAAAAA1k/6D64H2HKK6E/s72-c/Soylant+Green.png' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2088316511103808309</id><published>2012-01-23T19:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T19:58:22.561-05:00</updated><title type='text'>modern medicis</title><summary type='text'>i guess in the post-citizens united world, you can't run a successful national political campaign without a patron.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2088316511103808309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2088316511103808309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/modern-medicis.html' title='modern medicis'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7656355743524184686</id><published>2012-01-23T08:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T11:06:38.485-05:00</updated><title type='text'>newtmentum!</title><summary type='text'>i'm still convinced that romney will ultimately be the GOP nominee. putting aside the fact that newt is simply too good to be true, eventually republicans are going to notice stuff like this, people like barney frank saying "I never thought I’d live such a good life that I would see Newt Gingrich be the nominee of the Republican party.," or this widely disseminated photo on facebook:

when push </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7656355743524184686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7656355743524184686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/im-still-convinced-that-romney-will.html' title='newtmentum!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KMsWiuuCN98/Tx1nuWIOpHI/AAAAAAAAA1c/kVpJNGF_4Es/s72-c/Gingrich_laugh.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8754873278498313690</id><published>2012-01-21T20:38:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-21T20:56:33.690-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the fuck you party</title><summary type='text'>just a couple of days ago, it looked like the republicans were finally getting around to settling for romney. it's been obvious all along that is what they would do eventually. but then just a few days ago. there was another shift in the winds and newt began his surge through south carolina. so why did is this twice written off widely disliked disgraced former speaker once again threatening </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8754873278498313690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8754873278498313690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/fuck-you-party.html' title='the fuck you party'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6627670298974796915</id><published>2012-01-20T17:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-21T13:20:22.802-05:00</updated><title type='text'>release that too</title><summary type='text'>romney has a point. an ethics report about a would-be president is even more relevant than the candidate's personal tax returns.

err, never mind.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6627670298974796915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6627670298974796915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/release-that-too.html' title='release that too'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7705277433775316407</id><published>2012-01-19T20:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-19T20:59:17.775-05:00</updated><title type='text'>russia</title><summary type='text'>unsurprisingly, the favorite to win the GOP nomination has not yet heard about the end of the soviet union (or for that matter, the hyper-capitalism of modern china)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7705277433775316407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7705277433775316407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/russia.html' title='russia'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2635459334862938895</id><published>2012-01-19T00:01:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-19T00:01:00.197-05:00</updated><title type='text'>schrodinger's post</title><summary type='text'>sometimes i don't post anything all day as part of a massive web-based boycott to protest stupid legislation that threatens the internet as we know it.

and sometimes i don't post anything all day because i don't feel like it.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2635459334862938895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2635459334862938895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/schrodingers-post.html' title='schrodinger&apos;s post'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-4056497580165630453</id><published>2012-01-17T20:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T20:34:59.714-05:00</updated><title type='text'>even more awesome awfulness</title><summary type='text'>TPM highlights this exchange:Blitzer: On this specific issue of Erdogan and the other turkish leaders, in your words they’re Islamic terrorists? Are you saying that?

Perry: I say if they are treating their citizens that way, that they approach that terminology. When you allow for honor killings, wolf — I mean, I hope you’re not defending honor killings as an appropriate act in any country, much </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4056497580165630453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4056497580165630453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/even-more-awesome-awfulness.html' title='even more awesome awfulness'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-455809381305610499</id><published>2012-01-17T08:35:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T13:18:46.432-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"what an idiot"</title><summary type='text'>one thing i wish got reported more often is the reaction to off-the-cuff ignorant remarks by american politicians about foreign countries by the people who live in that country.

a related issue is the persistent double standard about how we talk about other nations. american candidates regularly and openly discuss which foreign countries they want to attack. but if a foreign leader or potential </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/455809381305610499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/455809381305610499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/what-idiot.html' title='&quot;what an idiot&quot;'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6742062935877738967</id><published>2012-01-17T08:21:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T15:47:41.172-05:00</updated><title type='text'>why can't the queen of england buy her own yacht?</title><summary type='text'>the article mentions (as many others have before) that queen elizabeth is "one of the world’s richest women". it also mentions how she "shed a tear" when the british government took away her last yacht in 1997. if she misses having a yacht so much, why does she need british taxpayers to buy one for her?

maybe being the queen means that she isn't really in control of how her wealth is spent? </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6742062935877738967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6742062935877738967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-cant-queen-of-england-buy-her-own.html' title='why can&apos;t the queen of england buy her own yacht?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6787308410628487496</id><published>2012-01-16T18:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T16:07:33.025-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"i have a dream" as a powerpoint presentation</title><summary type='text'>
download the whole thing</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6787308410628487496'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6787308410628487496'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-have-dream-as-powerpoint-presentation.html' title='&quot;i have a dream&quot; as a powerpoint presentation'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sLGCu2_eL-M/TxSRJabZCpI/AAAAAAAAA1M/6sZgJHsthSs/s72-c/slide1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8896800621077246250</id><published>2012-01-16T17:46:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T14:53:04.562-05:00</updated><title type='text'>you can't negotiate a detente if they really are 3rd parties</title><summary type='text'>this makes no sense. i thought under the post-citizens united regime, superPACs are supposed to be third party entities that don't coordinate with any campaigns, even when they essentially act as one of the campaign's hired guns. so how can the campaigns agree for the superPACs to hold their fire without coordinating with them? if the superPACs are really acting independently and aren't taking </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8896800621077246250'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8896800621077246250'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/you-cant-negotiate-detente-if-they.html' title='you can&apos;t negotiate a detente if they really are 3rd parties'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3774659719136744177</id><published>2012-01-16T08:56:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T12:08:23.493-05:00</updated><title type='text'>see? i'm not the only one who thinks so!</title><summary type='text'>as glomarization pointed out on FB, a federal district court has implicitly held that rick perry, rick santorum, newt gingrich, and jon huntsman are "[f]ringe candidates and crackpots" (see the top of page 12 (pdf)). however they do get to be called "honorable" in the caption.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3774659719136744177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3774659719136744177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/see-im-not-only-one-who-thinks-so.html' title='see? i&apos;m not the only one who thinks so!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-9008446080632409807</id><published>2012-01-16T08:42:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T13:59:56.065-05:00</updated><title type='text'>mitt the ripper</title><summary type='text'>
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yeah, i know everyone posted this already. but it's really too great not to post. i just wish embedded comedy central videos played on iOS devices.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/9008446080632409807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/9008446080632409807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/mitt-ripper.html' title='mitt the ripper'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6091522040495724294</id><published>2012-01-16T08:32:00.021-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T14:27:18.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>MLK day</title><summary type='text'>

as i sat on my semi-empty train to work this morning, i realized that i have never had martin luther king day off (at least i've never had a day off because it was martin luther king day). MLK day became a federal holiday through an act of congress that was signed by the president in 1983 but didn't go into effect until january 1986. in january 1983, i was in 7th grade. even though the law </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6091522040495724294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6091522040495724294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/mlk-day.html' title='MLK day'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1054324409114710468</id><published>2012-01-16T07:16:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T08:53:45.737-05:00</updated><title type='text'>silent majority fail!</title><summary type='text'>as you've probably heard, huntsman is out. poor guy. he's the only one of that arbitrary group of "major candidates" (i.e. the ones who were invited to the debates) who never got a turn to be deemed a "front runner." which is pretty pathetic when you consider what a gang of yahoos it was. as Tim F said, huntsman was betting in the fact that there were still a significant number of sane </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1054324409114710468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1054324409114710468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/silent-majority-theory-fail.html' title='silent majority fail!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2691589924329409264</id><published>2012-01-11T20:54:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-11T21:00:58.658-05:00</updated><title type='text'>mr. daisey and the apple factory</title><summary type='text'>i must admit, i felt a little sick listening to this week's TAL episode on my iphone. now i'm posting about it from my ipad.

if you use any apple products, or actually any electronic product at all (or at least one that was made in the past decade), you really should listen to it.

(mike daisey's blog is here)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2691589924329409264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2691589924329409264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/mr-daisey-and-apple-factory.html' title='mr. daisey and the apple factory'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5042879041389800768</id><published>2012-01-11T17:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-11T15:03:25.804-05:00</updated><title type='text'>cooler</title><summary type='text'>a lot of the reasons the world used to be cooler seem to involve animals.


(via elayne)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5042879041389800768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5042879041389800768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/cooler.html' title='cooler'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6322007561376504528</id><published>2012-01-11T08:37:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-11T14:19:23.687-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ron paul and the free staters</title><summary type='text'>via memeorandum, i see that ron paul is getting a big head after his second place finish in the new hampshire primary  yesterday (i don't remember him asking everyone but santorum to drop out when ricky essentially tied romney in iowa). but i wonder how much yesterday's results can be attributed to the free state project.

the free state project was started in 2001 by libertarians who were tired </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6322007561376504528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6322007561376504528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/ron-paul-and-free-staters.html' title='ron paul and the free staters'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2658917659680587605</id><published>2012-01-10T17:45:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T17:00:25.147-05:00</updated><title type='text'>act of god</title><summary type='text'>touchdown jesus
quicksand jesus
smited by lightning bolt jesus!

(via glomarization on FB)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2658917659680587605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2658917659680587605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/act-of-god.html' title='act of god'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-4702728267037871926</id><published>2012-01-10T08:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T09:18:02.153-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"free enterprise on trial"</title><summary type='text'>i understand why mittens and other demagogues on the right want to frame the issue that way, but is it really putting "free enterprise on trial" when you question the behavior of a particular individual within a free enterprise system? supporting the overall system does not mean you have to approve of everything anyone might ever do within that system.

is that too complicated a distinction for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4702728267037871926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/4702728267037871926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/free-enterprise-on-trial.html' title='&quot;free enterprise on trial&quot;'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3905503527726511680</id><published>2012-01-10T07:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T08:59:39.077-05:00</updated><title type='text'>huzzah!</title><summary type='text'>starting tomorrow, we can all go back to thinking that new hampshire is a small relatively insignificant state for another three years.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3905503527726511680'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3905503527726511680'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/huzzah.html' title='huzzah!'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3411840095764171997</id><published>2012-01-09T20:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T20:10:26.811-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the new hampshire primary is already over</title><summary type='text'>the psychic monkey has spoken.

once again the lesson is that everybody hates mittens, even grampa the psychic monkey.

(via the ex-blogger roxpop)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3411840095764171997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3411840095764171997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/new-hampshire-primary-is-already-over.html' title='the new hampshire primary is already over'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2586460679247777638</id><published>2012-01-09T17:30:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-09T16:38:08.382-05:00</updated><title type='text'>neglect fail</title><summary type='text'>it's amazing how after not posting for just a few days, it already seems like i haven't written anything here for forever. and yet, even with my recent lack of posts, the column of posts on the left side hasn't yet grown shorter than the column of links on the right. (thanks to all those long-winded posts around new years) so i guess i still have time before i can be officially charged with blog </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2586460679247777638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2586460679247777638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/neglect-fail.html' title='neglect fail'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-5969355002259996406</id><published>2012-01-06T17:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T13:50:51.186-05:00</updated><title type='text'>not to defend romney...</title><summary type='text'>...but the PBGC pays a company's unfunded pension liabilities from its own funds, not from the u.s. treasury. so it's not really accurate to say that "the taxpayers lost", at least not in the sense that the PBGC payments were taxpayer funded. as the wikipedia entry notes, the PBGC is funded mostly by premiums paid by ERISA-regulated defined benefit pension plans, with some funding also coming </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5969355002259996406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/5969355002259996406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/not-to-defend-romney.html' title='not to defend romney...'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6306417220440663798</id><published>2012-01-06T08:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-06T11:17:12.363-05:00</updated><title type='text'>it was a tie</title><summary type='text'>this is why people should not say that mitt romney won the iowa caucuses. i'm not saying that because edward true's error shows that santorum really won it by 12 votes instead of romney by 8. i'm saying that because when the margin is that close, we don't know who got the most votes.

every vote has some degree of human error. just about everything that humans do have errors. people make mistakes</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6306417220440663798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6306417220440663798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/it-was-tie.html' title='it was a tie'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-3182149172647417937</id><published>2012-01-05T17:43:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T22:52:39.102-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the audacity of mars</title><summary type='text'>this crazy conspiracy theory seems unmoored even for a conspiracy theory. i mean, birthers may be nuts, but if they were right (that is, if the president really weren't born in the u.s. and if the law would not automatically grant him citizenship through his mother no matter where he was born), then obama would not be eligible to be president of the united states. if, on the other hand, obama had</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3182149172647417937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/3182149172647417937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/audacity-of-mars.html' title='the audacity of mars'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1097696538791821831</id><published>2012-01-05T08:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T11:51:13.504-05:00</updated><title type='text'>if a bus tour falls in the woods, will it get wall-to-wall coverage on CNN?</title><summary type='text'>while i don't blame herman cain for trying, the only real question is whether the media pulls another palin and continues to pay a lot of attention to the guy even though he has no real chance of ever holding a political office.

surely there is a saturation point for these kind of useless media darlings. they can't give cain a full-palin while also palining palin, can they?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1097696538791821831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1097696538791821831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/if-bus-tour-falls-in-woods-will-it-get.html' title='if a bus tour falls in the woods, will it get wall-to-wall coverage on CNN?'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-392133991660407182</id><published>2012-01-05T08:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T11:30:48.045-05:00</updated><title type='text'>haniyeh tour '11-12</title><summary type='text'>as ismail haniyeh does his tour of the middle east. i keep wondering how he got out of gaza. i assume he crossed into egypt at rafah (rather than through the various crossings into israel). but that means that egypt let him pass, which itself is significant. and i wonder if there will be another standoff when he tries to come back, like there was in 2006.
</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/392133991660407182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/392133991660407182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/haniyeh-tour-11-12.html' title='haniyeh tour &apos;11-12'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-6924780073551646879</id><published>2012-01-05T08:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-05T09:13:58.601-05:00</updated><title type='text'>blasts from my past</title><summary type='text'>alfie lopez is about to be a delegate in the VA general assembly?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6924780073551646879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/6924780073551646879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/blasts-from-my-past.html' title='blasts from my past'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1664579456668716683</id><published>2012-01-04T08:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T15:14:14.187-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the clown car is pulling over</title><summary type='text'>it looks like things are rapidly wrapping up, with some of my favorites hinting that they will drop out. i guess the question is where the perry and bachmann supporters will go. they are probably around 15% of the primary/caucus voters. i doubt if paul will get many. and as two not-romney candidates, mittens probably won't get them either. which means ricky and newt may end up with a small boost.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1664579456668716683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1664579456668716683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/clown-car-is-pulling-over.html' title='the clown car is pulling over'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1010783832575118421</id><published>2012-01-03T20:39:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T09:05:45.546-05:00</updated><title type='text'>very last minute iowa caucus prediction</title><summary type='text'>
i predict that buddy roemer, who is still running tho nobody knows it, will get fewer votes than herman cain, who has effectively dropped out. buddy might even get less than "no preference."

UPDATE (1/4/2012): and herman beats buddy with almost double the votes (58 cain to 31 roemer)! and no preference creams them both at 135.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1010783832575118421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1010783832575118421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/very-last-minute-iowa-caucus-prediction.html' title='very last minute iowa caucus prediction'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0wnjdAPpVLY/TwOtZxsKH_I/AAAAAAAAA1E/qcdKXGqlISU/s72-c/Screen+shot+2012-01-03+at+8.36.04+PM.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-415963361220120427</id><published>2012-01-03T17:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-03T13:54:37.822-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the unspoken disgrace</title><summary type='text'>it is remarkable how little the W comes up in the current GOP presidential race. it is a testament to how president bush has become quietly discredited, in the eyes of many republican voters, even if the party leadership has never actually said so.

on the other hand, most of bush's most controversial policies (e.g. indefinite detention, guantanamo, the wars in afghanistan and iraq, tax cuts, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/415963361220120427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/415963361220120427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/unspoken-disgrace.html' title='the unspoken disgrace'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1658437960925392535</id><published>2012-01-01T20:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-01T21:13:07.942-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2012 predictions</title><summary type='text'>here, in no particular order, are my predictions for the coming year. as always, the following is what i think is likely to happen and not what i necessarily want to happen:

1. the republican party nomination fight will end no later than the day after "super tuesday" (super tuesday being march 6th, i mean march 7th)

2. mitt romney will be the republican presidential candidate.

3. mitt not pick</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1658437960925392535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1658437960925392535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2012/01/2012-predictions.html' title='2012 predictions'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-762232276665921795</id><published>2011-12-31T23:59:00.295-05:00</published><updated>2012-01-01T20:44:26.398-05:00</updated><title type='text'>grading my 2011 predictions</title><summary type='text'>one year ago, i posted 22 predictions for 2011. wanna see how naive and foolish i was back then? i do too. so here goes.

1. president obama's approval ratings will be roughly the same (within  the margin of error) on december 31, 2011 as they were on december 31,  2010 (for the purposes of measuring success in this prediction, i will  use the gallup daily presidential job approval poll and for </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/762232276665921795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/762232276665921795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/grading-my-2011-predictions.html' title='grading my 2011 predictions'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-780829429641572704</id><published>2011-12-31T14:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-31T18:09:04.917-05:00</updated><title type='text'>december 30</title><summary type='text'>yesterday (or maybe today) samoa moved from one side of the international date line to the other. on that island december 30, 2011 never happened and december 29th slid right on over to december 31st. presumably they chose that date because they wanted the change to become effective with the new year, but they didn't want to erase the new year's holiday in the process.

so why didn't they just </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/780829429641572704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/780829429641572704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/december-30.html' title='&lt;strike&gt;december 30&lt;/strike&gt;'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2577798862609580720</id><published>2011-12-31T13:23:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-31T15:44:31.499-05:00</updated><title type='text'>on resolutions</title><summary type='text'>i usually keep my new year's resolutions. most people don't. i'm convinced that my success has less to do with my willpower than they way that i come up with my resolutions. and so, by request of no one, here are my thoughts on getting a good new year's resolution.

the typical new years resolutions is something like "i will lose x pounds" or "i will finally finish reading that book.'" the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2577798862609580720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2577798862609580720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/on-resolutions.html' title='on resolutions'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XeTx0KPepBo/TvzVhYsf3xI/AAAAAAAAA04/jklqQZgl5X8/s72-c/2011-12-27-784fair.gif' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2442002599038505492</id><published>2011-12-30T08:39:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-30T09:42:49.949-05:00</updated><title type='text'>дед мороз &gt; santa claus</title><summary type='text'>it's hard to argue with this. sorry santa...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2442002599038505492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2442002599038505492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/santa-claus.html' title='дед мороз &gt; santa claus'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7394675905421754056</id><published>2011-12-29T17:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T13:27:04.005-05:00</updated><title type='text'>spreading santorum across iowa</title><summary type='text'>check out this average of polls for iowa. the yellow line is the only one with a clear upswing. could this finally be the long-promised santorum surge?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7394675905421754056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7394675905421754056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/spreading-santorum-across-iowa.html' title='spreading santorum across iowa'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-325296819316719497</id><published>2011-12-29T08:51:00.009-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T15:50:51.800-05:00</updated><title type='text'>this is what youtube is for</title><summary type='text'>watching a bunch of americans rap in a language they don't know.



the song title, "men kazakhpyn", means "i am kazakh". which i guess is what makes it extra funny.

people singing "men kazakhpyn" seems to have replaced "qara zhorga" dance videos as the current kazakh youtube fad.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/325296819316719497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/325296819316719497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/this-is-what-youtube-is-for.html' title='this is what youtube is for'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-406387234207169865</id><published>2011-12-29T08:43:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T09:23:29.445-05:00</updated><title type='text'>catholic bishops hate gays more than they care about children</title><summary type='text'>how exactly did the catholic church, which on paper at least is about a whole variety of issues, become little more than an anti-abortion/anti-gay organization in this country? i don't get it. the church has all kinds of stances about things like income inequality, social justice, the death penalty, labor rights, aid to the poor, etc. but these days if i see an article about the catholic church </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/406387234207169865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/406387234207169865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/catholic-bishops-hate-gays-more-than.html' title='catholic bishops hate gays more than they care about children'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7261809652788766775</id><published>2011-12-29T08:33:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-29T08:55:19.159-05:00</updated><title type='text'>observers back to being useless</title><summary type='text'>so much for that theory.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7261809652788766775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7261809652788766775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/observers-back-to-being-useless.html' title='observers back to being useless'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2718706522444526823</id><published>2011-12-28T08:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-28T09:48:16.451-05:00</updated><title type='text'>observer missions</title><summary type='text'>i was a little suspicious whether observer missions like the arab league's current one in syria do any good anymore. in ye olden tymes, observer missions had value even if they didn't do anything but show up and report what they saw. that's because the missions would place outside eyes in a troubled region, threatening to tell the world if they found anything nasty and thus deterring regimes from</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2718706522444526823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2718706522444526823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/observer-missions.html' title='observer missions'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-7720662271208417647</id><published>2011-12-27T17:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T13:59:16.296-05:00</updated><title type='text'>the NAU is coming for you</title><summary type='text'>what i've never understood about north american union-based conspiracy theories, is why a single country comprised of a merged u.s., canada and mexico would be so scary. obviously, if the resulting country were an oppressive dictatorship, that would be scary. but that's because i don't want to live under a dictatorship, not because the geography would include places that are currently in mexico </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7720662271208417647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/7720662271208417647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/nau-is-coming-for-you.html' title='the NAU is coming for you'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-8533097993078661704</id><published>2011-12-27T08:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T10:29:23.968-05:00</updated><title type='text'>be careful what you wish for</title><summary type='text'>good news for ron paul: with possibility that he might win in iowa, the media is finally starting to pay serious attention to him.

bad news for ron paul: the media is finally starting to pay serious attention to him.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8533097993078661704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/8533097993078661704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/be-careful-what-you-wish-for.html' title='be careful what you wish for'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-2745060584066643348</id><published>2011-12-27T08:32:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-27T09:13:32.790-05:00</updated><title type='text'>forcing toddlers to go without medical care to protect the investor class</title><summary type='text'>more and more i am seeing the debt crisis in europe as a relatively straightforward wealth transfer. investors bet on the greek economy (i.e. bought greek bonds) and lost. rather than take their losses, the political system is coming to their aid and are forcing other people to pay for the investor's mistake. no default will happen, investors will get the full returns for the bonds they bought, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2745060584066643348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/2745060584066643348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/forcing-toddlers-to-go-without-medical.html' title='forcing toddlers to go without medical care to protect the investor class'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-1276187144975933275</id><published>2011-12-25T00:01:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-25T00:01:01.962-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hey, i hear it's some kind of holiday</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1276187144975933275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/1276187144975933275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/hey-i-hear-its-some-kind-of-holiday.html' title='hey, i hear it&apos;s some kind of holiday'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5451099.post-519148704381722295</id><published>2011-12-24T13:30:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-12-24T14:14:17.435-05:00</updated><title type='text'>and the clown car rolls on</title><summary type='text'>assuming they follow the letter of the law, only mittens and paul will be on the virginia primary ballot. personally, i have my doubts whether VA will resist the pressure to change the rules given that several so-called "major" candidates didn't qualify.

atrios suggests that this means the candidates who didn't qualify aren't really serious about running for president. but i think it's more a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/519148704381722295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5451099/posts/default/519148704381722295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://upyernoz.blogspot.com/2011/12/and-clown-car-rolls-on.html' title='and the clown car rolls on'/><author><name>upyernoz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13468075957480441353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
